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THE SMARTLYS Comedy TV, Radio and Podcast Series

Funny Quotes from The Smartlys Comedy TV Series

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3 Funny Quotes from The Smartlys Comedy TV Show

Nanny (an illegal alien psychotherapist) played by Allison Price

(Explaining stocking Fetch's refrigerator with nothing but booze) 

"Nutrition may unnecessarily prolong the life of your subspecies!"

The Caddy and Preston played by Dominic and Floyd Strayer

Caddy quips during a building flood: 

"Every solution holds the seed

of an equal or greater problem!"

Adare Smartly played by stand-up comedian, Tommy Lucero

Adare (his mom even burns hard boiled eggs!): 

"Adare's had enough home cooking to know, 

it's ALWAYS the wrong answer to swallow!"

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